Too Freaking long
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Loading ...My Ideal Man.. – 28 (Davis Square)
100 things I’m looking for in a man..in no particular order..wishful thinking? Perhaps..haha…
1.) Laughs easily and often
2.) Kind
3.) Loves children
4.) Confident
5.) Financially Secure
6.) Educated
7.) Has a desire to travel
8.) Faithful
9.) Dependable
10.) Honest with himself and others
11.) Likes Classic Rock/Oldies
12.) Likes to read
13.) Aware of what’s going on in the world/current events
14.) Accepting of all people/cultures
15.) Loves the ocean
16.) Has a desire to learn something new everyday/ seeks knowledge
17.) Likes going for long walks
18.) Able to have conversations/discussions about anything
19.) Enjoys being outside
20.) Knows how to cook on a grill! Read the rest of this entry »
Feel the Power of teh Gloves
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Power glove handjob – 22 (Lake Worth)
I’m looking for a girl who will give me a handjob / blowjob while wearing the Nintendo Power Glove. I’m dead serious. I would love this.
PS. That is not me in the photo. I am much more handsome.
PPS. NO NERDS!!!
It’s actually a good idea, I have to try that myself
Fix ur gram plz!!!!!
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lookin 4 a gd chik
hello names richy im 39 an i wanna find a chik i can kik it with im strait like 2 party some im wht 510 have pic so if u wanna a guy whos a lil red around tha collar hollr thanx
Basic rules to get laid #137: try to write ads with proper grammar
Lustful moth???
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...moth – w4m – 28 (Pearland)
Hi. I am just looking for someone to come over and a moth. Not only is it flying in my face….but it seems to be giving me “lustful” eyes. AHHHH IT just did it again! Please respond asap, as I cant go to sleep until it is ed.
ED = Erection Dysfunction?
Wrong place
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Damsel looking for Prince – w4m – 40 (Houston)
I am looking for a job, but none to be found. I thought I would try looking in this direction. I need help! I need to buy my kids Christmas, I need a car, job, place, money. CAN YOU HELP? I am very sensual and very available.
Prostitution is illegal in 49 states in the US by the way
Craigslist Personals definitions and meanings
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...W4M (Women for Men)
“Baggage” – I can’t deal with actual human beings
“Curvy” – fat
“Drama free” – I’m still bitter and involved with the last guy who got me pregnant
“Love to laugh” – I am a boring as hell so hopefully you can make it entertaining
“Looking…” – spam
“Must love…” – spam
“Partner in crime” – I’m as clever and interesting as a brick
“Seeking…” – spam
“Sensual” – fat
“Something real” – spam
“Treat me…” – fat black woman with a highly undeserved sense of entitlement
No picture – fat
Picture of sunset, flower, cocktail, eyes – fat
Three or four sentence post of superficial crap with picture of cute or hot woman – spam
“Not looking for sex” – I’ll blow you
Five paragraphs long post – I’m fucking insane
M4W (Men for Women)
“see what happens” – I’m hoping for at least a fingerbang
“down to earth” – boring
“sincere” – needy
“romantic” – needy
“drama-free” – I need a vagina that won’t bother me after I’m done with it
No picture – I resemble a creature from Middle-earth
Picture of anything else other than a person – I will give you an STD
“Love to eat pussy” – Don’t really know which part the pee or the baby comes out of
“spoil you” – I hope you’re into watersports
“lets chat” – My other hand is on my erection
“love [music, movies, tv]” – I’m a cultural retard
“experienced” – one or two date rape convictions
Location: Chicago