7
Jan
2010
Too Freaking long
My Ideal Man.. – 28 (Davis Square)
100 things I’m looking for in a man..in no particular order..wishful thinking? Perhaps..haha…
1.) Laughs easily and often
2.) Kind
3.) Loves children
4.) Confident
5.) Financially Secure
6.) Educated
7.) Has a desire to travel
8.) Faithful
9.) Dependable
10.) Honest with himself and others
11.) Likes Classic Rock/Oldies
12.) Likes to read
13.) Aware of what’s going on in the world/current events
14.) Accepting of all people/cultures
15.) Loves the ocean
16.) Has a desire to learn something new everyday/ seeks knowledge
17.) Likes going for long walks
18.) Able to have conversations/discussions about anything
19.) Enjoys being outside
20.) Knows how to cook on a grill! Read the rest of this entry »
6
Jan
2010
Feel the Power of teh Gloves
Power glove handjob – 22 (Lake Worth)
I’m looking for a girl who will give me a handjob / blowjob while wearing the Nintendo Power Glove. I’m dead serious. I would love this.
PS. That is not me in the photo. I am much more handsome.
PPS. NO NERDS!!!
It’s actually a good idea, I have to try that myself
5
Jan
2010
Fix ur gram plz!!!!!
lookin 4 a gd chik
hello names richy im 39 an i wanna find a chik i can kik it with im strait like 2 party some im wht 510 have pic so if u wanna a guy whos a lil red around tha collar hollr thanx
Basic rules to get laid #137: try to write ads with proper grammar
2
Jan
2010
Lustful moth???
moth – w4m – 28 (Pearland)
Hi. I am just looking for someone to come over and a moth. Not only is it flying in my face….but it seems to be giving me “lustful” eyes. AHHHH IT just did it again! Please respond asap, as I cant go to sleep until it is ed.
ED = Erection Dysfunction?
22
Dec
2009
Wrong place
Damsel looking for Prince – w4m – 40 (Houston)
I am looking for a job, but none to be found. I thought I would try looking in this direction. I need help! I need to buy my kids Christmas, I need a car, job, place, money. CAN YOU HELP? I am very sensual and very available.
Prostitution is illegal in 49 states in the US by the way