21
Dec
2009
Craigslist Personals definitions and meanings
W4M (Women for Men)
“Baggage” – I can’t deal with actual human beings
“Curvy” – fat
“Drama free” – I’m still bitter and involved with the last guy who got me pregnant
“Love to laugh” – I am a boring as hell so hopefully you can make it entertaining
“Looking…” – spam
“Must love…” – spam
“Partner in crime” – I’m as clever and interesting as a brick
“Seeking…” – spam
“Sensual” – fat
“Something real” – spam
“Treat me…” – fat black woman with a highly undeserved sense of entitlement
No picture – fat
Picture of sunset, flower, cocktail, eyes – fat
Three or four sentence post of superficial crap with picture of cute or hot woman – spam
“Not looking for sex” – I’ll blow you
Five paragraphs long post – I’m fucking insane
M4W (Men for Women)
“see what happens” – I’m hoping for at least a fingerbang
“down to earth” – boring
“sincere” – needy
“romantic” – needy
“drama-free” – I need a vagina that won’t bother me after I’m done with it
No picture – I resemble a creature from Middle-earth
Picture of anything else other than a person – I will give you an STD
“Love to eat pussy” – Don’t really know which part the pee or the baby comes out of
“spoil you” – I hope you’re into watersports
“lets chat” – My other hand is on my erection
“love [music, movies, tv]” – I’m a cultural retard
“experienced” – one or two date rape convictions
Location: Chicago
